Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
(Source: Flickr / marthhuhh)
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
I am officially done giving my sister’s again boyfriend anymore chances
I wanted to like him because my sister cares about him so much
but he does the same fucking thing to her EVERY TIME
and I’ve seen my sister cry one too many times because of the same things
I’ll tolerate him until the two of them break up, but that’s it
Sometimes I forget that I put something in my queue and I’ll see it on my dash and think “hey, I should reblog that” then I see my face next to it
At least I know I post things relevant to my interests
Which is just silly because why on earth would anyone post things relevant to themselves